I've been keeping a mental list of things that I wish people would've told me before I had Olive. I will list them here.
1. You're pregnant. Excited. Planning. BUYING. Don't buy clothing according to the age your baby will be for every season of the first year. I did and at this rate, Olive's 'fall' clothes are going on her in June. She jumped from the 10th percentile to the 95th. Yeah...don't go crazy with buying baby clothes too far in advance, no matter how cute that Christmas outfit is...
2. Laundry, cleaning, everything else really can wait. Give yourself a break. Snuggle that baby.
3. Speaking of laundry, stock up on laundry detergent. You'll be doing it every other day.
4. You will move faster and accomplish more than you ever thought possible. Be proud of yourself!
5. Showers used to be a daily occurrence. Now, it's a luxury that happens every 2-3 days, if you're lucky. (Especially in the beginning!)
6. You will find yourself making some really stupid, obnoxious noises in order to try to get your baby to smile or laugh. You will not stop making these noises for at least 2 hours.
7. Hire a cleaning lady if possible. Just do it.
8. Don't feel guilty donating/tossing any gifts or hand-me-downs that you aren't positive you're going to use. They'll never know.
9. It's normal for you to cry. Out of frustration, fear, love, joy, amazement, sympathy...it's ok.
10. You will take no fewer than 1 million pictures a day. If you post them to Facebook, you will get blocked and maybe un-friended, but you won't care. Look at that baby! ;)